{"id":2546,"date":"2012-12-12T11:36:26","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T11:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/2-3-827\/"},"modified":"2012-12-12T11:36:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T11:36:26","slug":"2-3-827","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/2-3-827\/","title":{"rendered":"Act 2, Scene 3, Paragraph 827"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/Person\"><strong><span itemprop=\"name\">BENEDICK<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<p>I know that; but I would have thee hence, and here again.<br \/>[Exit Boy]<br \/>I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much<br \/>another man is a fool when he dedicates his<br \/>behaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed at<br \/>such shallow follies in others, become the argument<br \/>of his own scorn by failing in love: and such a man<br \/>is Claudio. I have known when there was no music<br \/>with him but the drum and the fife; and now had he<br \/>rather hear the tabour and the pipe: I have known<br \/>when he would have walked ten mile a-foot to see a<br \/>good armour; and now will he lie ten nights awake,<br \/>carving the fashion of a new doublet. He was wont to<br \/>speak plain and to the purpose, like an honest man<br \/>and a soldier; and now is he turned orthography; his<br \/>words are a very fantastical banquet, just so many<br \/>strange dishes. May I be so converted and see with<br \/>these eyes? I cannot tell; I think not: I will not<br \/>be sworn, but love may transform me to an oyster; but<br \/>I&#8217;ll take my oath on it, till he have made an oyster<br \/>of me, he shall never make me such a fool. One woman<br \/>is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am<br \/>well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all<br \/>graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in<br \/>my grace. Rich she shall be, that&#8217;s certain; wise,<br \/>or I&#8217;ll none; virtuous, or I&#8217;ll never cheapen her;<br \/>fair, or I&#8217;ll never look on her; mild, or come not<br \/>near me; noble, or not I for an angel; of good<br \/>discourse, an excellent musician, and her hair shall<br \/>be of what colour it please God. Ha! the prince and<br \/>Monsieur Love! I will hide me in the arbour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BENEDICK I know that; but I would have thee hence, and here again.[Exit Boy]I do much wonder that one man, seeing how muchanother man is a fool when he dedicates hisbehaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed atsuch shallow follies in others, become the argumentof his own scorn by failing in love: and such [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[541,533,538],"class_list":["post-2546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-act-2","tag-benedick","tag-scene-3"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}