{"id":2471,"date":"2012-12-12T11:35:59","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T11:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/2-1-626\/"},"modified":"2012-12-12T11:35:59","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T11:35:59","slug":"2-1-626","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/2-1-626\/","title":{"rendered":"Act 2, Scene 1, Paragraph 626"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/Person\"><strong><span itemprop=\"name\">BENEDICK<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<p>O, she misused me past the endurance of a block!<br \/>an oak but with one green leaf on it would have<br \/>answered her; my very visor began to assume life and<br \/>scold with her. She told me, not thinking I had been<br \/>myself, that I was the prince&#8217;s jester, that I was<br \/>duller than a great thaw; huddling jest upon jest<br \/>with such impossible conveyance upon me that I stood<br \/>like a man at a mark, with a whole army shooting at<br \/>me. She speaks poniards, and every word stabs:<br \/>if her breath were as terrible as her terminations,<br \/>there were no living near her; she would infect to<br \/>the north star. I would not marry her, though she<br \/>were endowed with all that Adam bad left him before<br \/>he transgressed: she would have made Hercules have<br \/>turned spit, yea, and have cleft his club to make<br \/>the fire too. Come, talk not of her: you shall find<br \/>her the infernal Ate in good apparel. I would to God<br \/>some scholar would conjure her; for certainly, while<br \/>she is here, a man may live as quiet in hell as in a<br \/>sanctuary; and people sin upon purpose, because they<br \/>would go thither; so, indeed, all disquiet, horror<br \/>and perturbation follows her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BENEDICK O, she misused me past the endurance of a block!an oak but with one green leaf on it would haveanswered her; my very visor began to assume life andscold with her. She told me, not thinking I had beenmyself, that I was the prince&#8217;s jester, that I wasduller than a great thaw; huddling jest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[541,533,527],"class_list":["post-2471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-act-2","tag-benedick","tag-scene-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}