{"id":2385,"date":"2012-12-12T11:35:41","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T11:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/2-1-441\/"},"modified":"2012-12-12T11:35:41","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T11:35:41","slug":"2-1-441","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/2-1-441\/","title":{"rendered":"Act 2, Scene 1, Paragraph 441"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemscope itemtype=\"http:\/\/schema.org\/Person\"><strong><span itemprop=\"name\">BEATRICE<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<p>No, but to the gate; and there will the devil meet<br \/>me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and<br \/>say &#8216;Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to<br \/>heaven; here&#8217;s no place for you maids:&#8217; so deliver<br \/>I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the<br \/>heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and<br \/>there live we as merry as the day is long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BEATRICE No, but to the gate; and there will the devil meetme, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, andsay &#8216;Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you toheaven; here&#8217;s no place for you maids:&#8217; so deliverI up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for theheavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[541,530,527],"class_list":["post-2385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-act-2","tag-beatrice","tag-scene-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/demonstrators.ostephens.com\/willhack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}